Dooz?

The week of
Martin Luther King Jr. Day
Inauguration of two term President Obama and
40^th Anniversary of Roe vs Wade, a woman’s right to choose
***
I woke up this morning and what did I dooz?
Got up (too early) and put on my shooz.
I swore I wasn’t going to march anymore,
and there was I with a sign in my hand
I STAND
By PLANNED PARENTHOOD
And aint that the Truth!
Disregard Not going to march anymore.
Disregard Nevermore.
Disregard the fires of hell
Speak up Evermore!
O, that was thus spake the raven.
(In garbled tongue)
Psychic bird got my number!
So?!
(I don’t like the way you’re lookin’ at me
Bang, bang. O please, O no no no no no.)

Plus:
Stupidest statement of the month ( by politician whose name I have blessedly forgotten);;;;:
If blacks had been allowed to maintain their guns, slavery might never have happened...